Well, let me tell ya, this Fazbear Entertainment Storage thing, it’s somethin’ else. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. They say it’s a big ol’ place where they keep all sorts of stuff. I don’t know much, but I hear things, ya know?
They started that Fazbear Entertainment back in, what was it, ’83? Before that, it was just some diner, Fredbear’s, I think they called it. Anyways, this Fazbear place got bigger and bigger. Now they got this storage place, keepin’ all their old junk, I reckon. Sounds important, eh?
Some folks say this Fazbear Entertainment Storage is a trilogy, you know, like them books. Three parts, they say. The first one, I heard, is in a real storage place, like them places with the big metal doors. Lots of boxes and who-knows-what in there. Makes ya wonder what they’re hidin’, don’t it?
- First part in a storage unit
- Lots of boxes, probably
- What are they hidin’?
Now, I heard some scary stories ’bout this place, too. People talkin’ ’bout folks gettin’ hurt, or worse. This Fazbear Entertainment, they got a paper, I guess, sayin’ they ain’t responsible for none of that. If someone goes missin’, they won’t say nothin’ for three whole months! 90 days, they say! Can you believe that? Only after they clean everything up real good, and change the carpets, then they’ll say somethin’.
Ain’t that somethin’? Waitin’ 90 days to tell folks someone’s gone. And only after they scrub the place clean and put in new carpets. What are they tryin’ to hide? Makes ya think, don’t it? This Fazbear Entertainment Storage place… it’s got secrets, I betcha.
I heard they got all sorts of stuff in that storage. Old robots, maybe? Parts and pieces of things. Leftover stuff from that pizza place they used to have. Who knows what else they got crammed in there. Probably dusty and old, just sittin’ there in the dark.
Maybe there’s games, you say? Huh. You know, that might make sense with the trilogy idea. You know I heard about it, this Fazbear Storage is a game, too. Kids playin’ games on them computers, walkin’ around in that storage place, lookin’ at all that stuff. Sounds kinda spooky to me, but what do I know? These young folks like that kinda thing, I guess.
I wouldn’t go near that Fazbear Entertainment Storage place, not for all the tea in China. Too many stories, too many secrets. Somethin’ just ain’t right about it. I can feel it in my bones. Better to just stay away, I say. Leave it be.
But, you know, folks are curious. They like to poke around in things they shouldn’t. Especially them young’uns. They’ll probably go snoopin’ around in that storage place, seein’ what they can find. They have the game, they are not afraid, I guess. Hope they’re careful, is all I can say. This Fazbear Entertainment Storage seems like a whole lot of trouble, if you ask me.
This whole Fazbear Entertainment thing, it’s a big deal, I guess. Lots of folks talkin’ about it. Got that pizza place, then that diner before that, and now this storage place. They are rich, I guess. And those games, too. It’s all connected, somehow. But what it all means, well, that’s beyond me. I am not smart enough to understand those.
- Fazbear Entertainment started in 1983.
- Before that, there was Fredbear’s Family Diner.
- Now there’s this Fazbear Storage thing.
- It’s all connected, maybe?
I reckon it’s just one of them things you hear about, like a story passin’ through town. Some of it’s true, some of it ain’t. But it sure does make ya think, don’t it? This Fazbear Entertainment Storage, it’s a mystery, that’s for sure. And I, for one, am happy to leave it that way.
They said they ain’t responsible for any damage. Damage to what? That old junk in the storage? Or damage to people? I don’t like it. This Fazbear Entertainment Storage sounds fishy. It’s better to stay away from it. I don’t want any trouble. No, thank you.
